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Following my decision not to dedicate this article to my hatred for Christiano Ronaldo (football player and maggot responsible for England's World Cup demise) I thought I'd instead brag to you the worth of this very website using a cool little tool I found here.

Charismatic Arrogance

Before I found out what I was actually worth I checked out a few other popular blogs. I felt Zeldman.com would perhaps be a little too optimistic, especially at $914,554.80. Same goes for Mezzoblue at $833,825.58. However I was fairly confident Id come close to a player like Jon Hicks at $464,051.88. Furthermore I was certain I'd top John Oxton's JoshuaInk at a mere $219,041.52.

The final result? Maybe just slightly less than id anticipated:

My website - worth $0.00

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Comments

  1. On 03/07/2006 Oliver Zheng said:

    Haha. That system is based on Technorati, which only indexes blogs of well-known scripts, like WordPress, Movabletype, etc. Yours is custom built :P

  2. On 03/07/2006 Jen said:

    Not to rub it in or anything but mines worth $564.54 US. Any buyers?

  3. On 03/07/2006 Elessar said:

    Well, my syngamer.com domain is worth a whole lot of NOTHING...$0.00, yet syngamer.com/blog is worth $564.54. Go figure :P

  4. On 03/07/2006 Elessar said:

    Hey, on my test blog (http://syngamer.com/test/), i activated the second theme, let me know which one you like better

  5. On 04/07/2006 P.J. Onori said:

    It's always "fun" to get surprises like that. I had something similar happen not too long ago.

  6. On 04/07/2006 Elessar said:

    Get this, Modblog, which used to be a great blogging community, is barely fnctioning now. I havent used it in ages, yet...

    Your blog, elessarbarton.modblog.com, is worth $13,548.96

    ...i dont get it :P

  7. On 04/07/2006 Spencer said:

    Ill give you $5 cash for it!

  8. On 05/07/2006 Elessar said:

    You know, 'stevetucker' is a fairly straight-forward name. You would think that since it consists of 2 well-known names that it would have easily returned a descent monetary number...but what do i know :P

  9. On 06/07/2006 J Phill said:

    Yup, I got the big donut for my blog worth as well. Oh well, I'll keep trying to crank out content!

  10. On 08/07/2006 lorissa said:

    haha, i got: $54,760.38. maybe i need to look for some buyers... ;)

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